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Life Hack: Attract Students To Your Study Group By Asking What Their Skeleton Looks Like

March 2, 2019 Raphe Burstein 0

  If you’re looking for members to make a study group, there’s no method more tried and true than approaching students in your class and […]

Taking A Stand: These 5 Senators Announced They Will Not Be Inviting President Trump To Their Birthday Parties

April 11, 2018 Jack Lyons 0

  Dianne Feinstein is known by her Senate colleagues as “the Queen of birthday parties,” and this June’s big 8-5 is sure to be no […]

Administration In Turmoil: Rex Tillerson Was The Last Staffer Who Knew The White House Wi-Fi Password

March 14, 2018 Brian McReynolds 0

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past fourteen months, you know that the Trump White House has been an absolute mess. It […]

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Cute! These Founding Fathers Tried To Create A Nation With No Demagoguery

May 21, 2017 Peter Carman 0

Are you ready for the most heartwarming story you’ve read all week? A group of Founding Fathers tried to create their very own nation, completely […]

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Exciting News: Hovering Over Public Toilets Proves To Be Most Effective Ab Workout

April 30, 2017 Salma Zaky 0

BEVERLY HILLS – A recent study has revealed that the most practical way to work out your abs is by hovering over public toilets. “Whenever […]

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Big Win For Mouthfeel! This Merlot Is Tannic And Velvety

February 12, 2017 Jasmine Don 0

Good news, mouthfeel lovers! The Edna Valley 2013 Merlot is tannic and velvety. Its deep, chewy tannins and smooth, opulent body make for a wonderfully […]

Body Positivity! This 8th Grader Drew Boobs On His Chem Textbook

February 12, 2017 Jasmine Don 0

Despite major strides made by #FreeTheNipple and other gender equality campaigns, the female body is still constantly viewed as a sexual object. Though male and […]

Move Over, Houdini! This Guy Escaped From A Prison Cell Using Nothing But White Privilege

September 2, 2016 0

Have you ever wondered how magicians like Harry Houdini and Dorothy Dietrich pulled off their famous escape stunts? They must have had a spare key […]

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  • Top Five Father’s Day Gifts For A Dad Who Doesn’t Golf Or Grill Or Fish Or Camp Or Mow The Lawn

    Happy Father’s Day! Fortunately for you, your dad isn’t one of those basic losers who actually gets out of the house and does something on […]

  • Pros And Cons Of Texting Your Hometown Situationship Right Before Summer Vacation

    Summer is nigh. The end of finals is in sight, and unless you were lucky enough to get accepted into some fancy internship in Palo […]

  • Blue and yellow UCLA-themed vibrators at the Hilltop shop

    Anxious For Finals? Hilltop Shop Releases UCLA Vibrators

    WESTWOOD — In light of test-taking jitters, the Hilltop Shop has released UCLA-themed vibrators ahead of finals. “I really wanted to buy the Blue Bullet […]

  • Naked guy at the UCLA undie run

    Trend Watch: Going Commando At Undie Run

    Enough is enough. Every time the UV level is a 7, everybody and their mother is out getting sunburnt on Janss in a bikini top. […]

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