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Club Holds General Meeting At Most Inconvenient Time And Place Possible

February 22, 2023 Idil Çenberci and Gabe McNeill 0

BROAD ART CENTER— Members of the Baily Druin were upset to find out that their general meeting this quarter would be held at the furthest […]

Trend Watch! The Case To Bring Back Lead Poisoning

December 1, 2022 Lucas Humel 0

From bell-bottoms to tube tops, the next generation is scouring the history books for new and exciting ways to kick it old-school. But fashion doesn’t […]

5 Tips For Setting Healthy Boundaries With The Ants In Your Kitchen

November 28, 2022 Gabby Bromberg 0

Fall is here, and you know what that means! Pumpkin spice, holiday breaks, and several hundred new roommates. That’s right, your apartment is crawling with […]

Westwood Streets Shut Down For Joe Biden

October 16, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

UCLA Purchases Expansion Campus In Downtown LA

October 6, 2022 Maya Chatrathi 0

UCLA To Offer Off Campus Meal Plan For Those “Willing To Pay The Price”

October 6, 2022 Lucas Humel 0

WESTWOOD — Late, late last night, Frank Ghoulish, UCLA Viceroy of Meals and Eating, announced that the 2022-23 school year would see the return of […]

Opinion: The Roebling Block Party Is Needlessly Destructive. Also, I Wasn’t Invited.

October 6, 2022 The Daily Bruin 0

WESTWOOD — Students set private property ablaze Thursday night at the quarterly Roebling block party, disturbing the peace for Westwood residents trying to get ahead […]

UCLA Introduces New 3 Bedroom/17 Person Apartments

August 20, 2022 Kathryn Steenburgh 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA made waves Saturday with the unveiling of an innovative new housing option: a three-bedroom, seventeen-occupant apartment. “Well, we had to figure out […]

In-N-Out Burger To Replace Bible Verses On Wrappers With Shakespearean Insults

August 13, 2022 Dana Badii 0

IRVINE — Billionaire owner and president of In-N-Out Burger, Lynsi Snyder, announced last Thursday that the wholesome Bible verses on their packaging will soon be […]

“Just Do It” And 4 Other Things To Say To Your Sweatshop Workers

August 3, 2022 Brandon Wang 0

Sweatshop workers not sweating enough? Don’t sweat it, because the Westwood Enabler has you covered with these original motivational lines! Never tell them that no […]

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