Bumblebee Excited For Next Presidential Debate

Graphic by Isaiah Little

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Insiders confirmed that a retired worker bee with ties to the Biden campaign will make his debut on an old man’s hair during the next presidential debate. “Bzzzzzz zzzzz zeyy,” explained the bee in the most coherent political discourse the country has heard in four years. “Zzzz zippie dippie zooooo!” At press time, the insect was seen practicing his routine at a conservative retirement home in Orlando, Florida.

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