BREAKING: Guy With Pool Finally Goes Swimming

MARINA DEL REY, CA — On Monday afternoon at approximately 4:15 p.m., local apartment complex resident Michael Khaney decided to take a dip in his freezing cold pool. “I used to go swimming every day, it was a dealbreaker when I moved in,” said Khaney defensively after asking you to put sunscreen on his back. “But the last time I went in, there was a dead bee in there so yeah.” At press time, Michael was debating whether he should use the “scoopy net thingy” to clean the pool or if he should wait a couple of days to see what happens.

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