WESTWOOD — Several whistleblowers who spoke up about price gouging and moldy ingredients at the Bomb Shelter Subway have recently been reported missing. “For so many years, they kept saying that we were swiping them three times for a six-inch sub and skimping out on portions. Then it suddenly stopped,” said Subway cashier Jared Hoagie while mopping up a large dark red puddle behind the counter. “It sucks that some of our customers stopped coming by, but at least the Redditors quit their yapping. Anyway, your total is $55!” At press time, Hoagie was refilling the deli meat compartments from a heavily scratched freezer in the back.