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Articles by Tucker Moses-Hanson

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About Tucker Moses-Hanson
Tucker is a first year staff writer for the Westwood Enabler. He recommends that you watch "Cowspiracy." Yes, he's that vegan.
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Student Picks Up Daily Bruin To Seem Informed

May 8, 2016 Tucker Moses-Hanson 0

WESTWOOD—Crowds gathered in what was later described as “reverent awe” when Lisa Myers, first-year biology student, picked up a copy of the Daily Bruin as if […]

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Social Disaster Barely Scraped Together By Quality Salsa

May 8, 2016 Tucker Moses-Hanson 0

WESTWOOD—In what onlookers described as a “harrowingly dull” floor event, near catastrophe struck the third floor of Gardenia Hall Thursday night when host Shawn Molina avoided […]

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Paris Officially Creeped Out You Haven’t Changed Your Profile Picture Yet

February 14, 2016 Tucker Moses-Hanson 0

FACEBOOK—Noting that its presence as a social event had long since run its course, Paris reported last night that your profile picture, still emblazoned with […]

Arab-Israeli Conflict Resolved In YouTube Comment Section

January 24, 2016 Tucker Moses-Hanson 0

PALESTINE ISRAEL MIDDLE EAST—Commenting on a Youtube video entitled “Best Potato Kugel Recipe,” vocal members of the internet came together last Tuesday to definitively resolve […]

Angered Deity Smites Man Drinking From Red Starbucks Cup

December 5, 2015 Tucker Moses-Hanson 0

WESTWOOD — Michael Burke, native resident and longtime frequenter of Starbucks Coffee, was punished with divine fury this past Monday outside a local chain after […]

Powell To Be Converted Into Temple For John Wooden

November 22, 2015 Tucker Moses-Hanson 0

WESTWOOD —The UCLA Department of Administration held a joint ad-hoc meeting last Tuesday with the Center for the Study of Religion (CSR) to discuss plans […]

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