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Articles by Shane Cameranesi

Ben Shapiro Defeats Wokeness At UCLA By Putting Audience To Sleep

October 22, 2024 Shane Cameranesi 0

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Bruin Day Tour Group Throws Peanuts At Students

WESTWOOD — UCLA Campus Tours announced that as a Bruin Day special, each admitted students tour now comes with a free bag of peanuts for […]
OPINION: Useless Sproul Laundry Machines Can’t Even Make Me Cum

Picture This: the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and I’m trying to be a good little girl and do my laundry on a […]
“Bruintizing” To Be Replaced With Getting Hit By A Scooter

WESTWOOD — Instead of having students dip their fingers into the Inverted Fountain, UCLA has now required future new Bruin initiations to only consist of […]
Trend Watch: Withdrawing All Your Money From The Bank

WESTWOOD — In light of the recent economic chaos brought about by the Trump administration’s sweeping tariffs, many on social media have taken to a […]
Ashe Center To Offer Gender Affirming Computer Science Degrees

WESTWOOD — In light of Trump’s new bans on transgender healthcare, the Ashe Center has teamed up with the Samueli School of Computer Science to […]

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