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Articles by Lily Kiamanesh

About Lily Kiamanesh
♅, or the staff writer formerly known as Lily Kiamanesh, is a psychobiology major in the class of 2024.

A Warm Hug, And 4 Other Things UCLA Dining Will Give You For 20 Swipes

March 20, 2023 Lily Kiamanesh 0

Spring Break is almost upon us! It is finally that time of the quarter when underclassmen swap their remaining swipes for whatever is rolling around […]

REPORT: English Major Still Can’t Spell Kerckhoff

November 5, 2022 Lily Kiamanesh 0

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year English major Lauren Ipsum shocked friends and classmates Tuesday when she spelled the campus landmark as “Kirkhoff,” “Kerkoff,” and “Kirckoff” within a […]

Couple Goals! Guy On Electric Skateboard And Girl Walking Next To Him

October 6, 2022 Lily Kiamanesh 0

WESTWOOD — The Daily Bruin’s Council of Romantic Research and Love Studies released their conclusion Sunday that this fall’s most coveted relationship is that of […]

Opinion: I Heard Your Stomach Growl In Class, But I’m A Really Nice Person

June 6, 2022 Jenn Tull 0

Hi there! It’s me, the one who sits next to you in class! I just wanted to let you know that I did actually hear […]

BREAKING: Everyone Who Commented “pls admit me” On UCLA’s Instagram Was Just Accepted

March 30, 2022 Lily Kiamanesh 0

WESTWOOD — In a ground-breaking decision, the Board of Admissions at UCLA has accepted all undergraduate applicants who commented a message akin to “pls admit […]

“PU!” And 3 Other Things Not To Say To Your Grandma At Her Wake

January 11, 2022 Lily Kiamanesh 0

There’s a fine line between witty and worrisome at important events such as the wake of your grandmother, so here are four things not to […]

Opinion: Your Sleeping Roommate Doesn’t Matter

November 4, 2021 Anonymous Roommate 0

You’ve woken up bright and early. 7:50 am on a Tuesday. You cast a glance at your smug roommate in their fortress of fluff. A […]

3 Signs the Girl Who Liked Your Post in the Class GroupMe Is in Love With You

October 13, 2021 Lily Kiamanesh 0

You have been looking for some romance, but never thought you might find it in your chemistry group chat with 589 people. After replying to […]

UCLA Doubles Down On “Zero Waste 2020”

October 8, 2021 Lily Kiamanesh 0

WESTWOOD — On Tuesday, Chancellor Gene Block reaffirmed in an address to the university that UCLA will be waste-free by 2020. “Although we are well […]

Room Temperature Tap Water Sends Student Into Anaphylactic Shock

April 29, 2021 Lily Kiamanesh 0

WESTWOOD — Third-year English student Cody Carter was rushed to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center on Friday after sipping room temperature tap water that he […]

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