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Articles by Jenn Tull

Opinion: I Heard Your Stomach Growl In Class But I’m A Really Nice Person

June 6, 2022 Jenn Tull 0

Hi there! It’s me, the one who sits next to you in class! I just wanted to let you know that I did actually hear […]

BREAKING: Everyone Who Commented “pls admit me” On UCLA’s Instagram Was Just Accepted

March 30, 2022 Lily Kiamanesh 0

WESTWOOD — In a ground-breaking decision, the Board of Admissions at UCLA has accepted all undergraduate applicants who commented a message akin to “pls admit […]

“PU!” And 3 Other Things Not To Say To Your Grandma At Her Wake

January 11, 2022 Lily Kiamanesh 0

There’s a fine line between witty and worrisome at important events such as the wake of your grandmother, so here are four things not to […]

Opinion: Your Sleeping Roommate Doesn’t Matter

November 4, 2021 Anonymous Roommate 0

You’ve woken up bright and early. 7:50 am on a Tuesday. You cast a glance at your smug roommate in their immaculate fortress of fluff […]

3 Signs the Girl Who Liked Your Post in the Class GroupMe Is in Love With You

October 13, 2021 Lily Kiamanesh 0

You have been looking for some romance, but never thought you might find it in your chemistry group chat with 589 people. After replying to […]

UCLA Doubles Down On “Zero Waste 2020”

October 8, 2021 Lily Kiamanesh 0

WESTWOOD — On Tuesday, Chancellor Gene Block reaffirmed in an address to the university that UCLA will be waste-free by 2020. “Although we are well […]

Room Temperature Water Sends UCLA Student Into Anaphylactic Shock

April 29, 2021 Lily Kiamanesh 0

WESTWOOD — Third-year English student Cody Carter was rushed to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center on Friday after sipping room temperature water that he mistook […]

Op-Ed: Everyone Is Getting COVID Without Me And I Have Major FOMO

March 27, 2021 Bill DeWaal 0

How would you feel if every day you checked the news and saw that hundreds of thousands of people were going to a party, and […]

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