UCLA Alum Doing Nothing Particularly Special with Life
LOS ANGELES–Since graduating in 2009 with a degree in Applied Mathematics, UCLA alum Jack Hudson has been doing nothing particularly special with his life over […]
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America Prays Cubs’ World Series Victory the Only Unfathomable Win This Year
CHICAGO–With the Chicago Cubs’ World Series win this Wednesday, liberal America has begun praying that the nation’s quota for unfathomable victories has been fulfilled for […]
Facebook Releases New Timeline Based On Family Members’ Most Offensive Posts
MENLO PARK, CA – With the general election weeks away, political commentary that nobody asked for from Facebook users’ normally inactive older relatives has increased, […]
Other Amendments Wondering How They Can Be More Controversial
WASHINGTON D.C. – A conservative movement to #abolishthe19th has taken Twitter by storm this past week, leaving the other twenty-something amendments of the Constitution feeling […]