Breaking: Netflix To Release New Original Series Set in the Eighties
LOS ANGELES — Popular streaming program Netflix has announced its new original project set in the Eighties. Showrunners Joseph and Joe Reiner expressed their […]
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Devil Pleased With Soul of Mark Zuckerberg
MENLO PARK — Recent reports assert that the Devil, known under a plethora of different names including Mephistopheles, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Satan, Taco Bell, etc… is happy with […]
Meteorologists Struggle to Name New Hurricanes
MIAMI, FL — Rising global temperatures accompanied increased numbers of named storms this hurricane season, pushing storm-naming techniques into the center of meteorological debate. “If […]
Lesbian Doesn’t Have Boyfriend Yet, Grandma Reports
FRESNO, CA — Third-year Human Biology Major and open lesbian Marcy Yee went home this holiday season without a man, to the utter shock of […]