Angry Men’s Rights Activist Creates Boy Scout Cookies

WESTWOOD — Men’s rights activist Brett Chadley has created “Boy Scout Cookies” after noticing that male children are marginalized in the cookie sales industry. “These aren’t your average Min Thints or whatever those dumb little girls make, these cookies are for MEN. I really care about equality,” said Chadley as he taught the scouts to build a campfire using the Barbies of Billie Jean King and Ruth Bader Ginsburg as kindling. “We have several flavors, including SnickerDUDEles, Mudcrawlers, No-Nutters, Old Spice, Repressed Emotions, and Raw-Beef.” At press time, Brett was seen mansplaining the concept of profit to Girl Scout Troop leaders.