Alabamian Initiates Dorm Floorcest Movement In The Name Of Culture

WESTWOOD — First-year Alabamian and psychology major Cous N. Louver has sparked controversy for introducing a new trend among his peers: floorcest. “My entangled family tree should be an inspiration to foster unbreakable bonds within the hallowed halls of our shared dormitory!” Louver exclaimed to his floormates, family photo in hand. “See this? This is my mom-aunt and dad-uncle. Now, I hope to experience their Freudian love alongside my neighbors and roomies at UCLA!” At press time, Louver was seen passing out “Missing” posters, which sources have identified to be a lost cousin of Louver’s.