Academy Accidentally Leaks Next Year’s “In Memoriam” Segment

LOS ANGELES — Members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences are attempting damage control following reports that next year’s Oscars “In Memoriam” segment has been leaked to the internet. “I’m not usually one for spoilers, but this was just too juicy to ignore,” said Marty Martins, professional movie blogger and freelance obituary writer. “I mean, there are some real A-listers in there. I don’t want to give too much away, but let’s just say you shouldn’t be expecting an Indiana Jones 5 anytime soon.” As of press time it had been confirmed that Betty White would, once again, not be making an appearance.

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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.