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UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME

WESTWOOD — This past week, UCLA administration has bravely taken to the streets to protest the injustices committed by the “pesky” AFSCME labor union. “It’s […]
Winter Quarter Offers Every Goddamn Class But The Ones You Need For Your Degree

WESTWOOD — UCLA recently announced a bold new plan to offer every single class for Winter 2026– except for the ones you need to graduate […]
Japanese Newborn Named Hernández Kiké

KOBE, JAPAN — In response to the wave of Latino infants being named after Japan’s cultural exports such as Goku and Roki Sasaki, Japanese sports […]
Trump Gives 15-Year-Old Girl Apology Smooch

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following new revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who he calls “the greatest pedophile of all time,” President Donald J. Trump […]
Democrats Advance Key Policy Goal of Strengthening Republican Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Weeks of less-than-firm resolve paid off Wednesday as Democrats forged a shutdown-ending compromise that accomplishes one of the party’s longstanding goals: strengthening […]

UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME