- Salt
When people ask, “Where’s pepper?” you can laugh and say, “She got tired of me being salty all the time!” Then start crying and kill the vibe really bad.
- Thing 2
This is the perfect homage to the late great Dr. Seuss, who also cheated on his wife! Everything you did was just part of the costume.
- Half of a horse
If anyone asks, you can say that you’re the horse head from The Godfather if they were just slightly less wasteful about the horse.
- One Shining Twin
Like Dr. Seuss, Kubrick was divorced.
- Mario
This one is actually still pretty normal without Peach or Luigi, but you’ll know what happened.