We know how much pressure coming up with a good costume for Halloween is. This spooky season, we at the Westwood Enabler have the quirkiest, sexiest, and coolest suggestions for you!
1. Sexy Cardboard Box
This eco-friendly costume will definitely be the talk of the party—reuse your Amazon boxes! It’s anti-capitalist too (this is the closest you can get to actually wearing Bezos’ skin).
Nothing says sexy like an all-red outfit with heavy blush. Make sure to peel a little bit of your outfit off every two hours.
3. Lost Hydroflask
What’s better than coming to a party in a costume? Not coming to the party. Because you’re lost. Pros: adds mystery and allure to your presence! Cons: you still haven’t found your bottle.
4. Drunk Cigarette
An all-white costume with a black top hat that is on fire all night! Make sure you’re drunk the whole night for accuracy. Bonus points if you actually smoke a drunk cigarette at the party (say no to smoking!).
Wear whatever you want, but you have to imitate everyone you see throughout the night in a cool, sexy, hot way.