Theater Majors And Hooligans Have “Lame-Off”
WESTWOOD — After increasing conflict between Theater majors and the HOOLIGAN Theater Company, the groups announced they would be having an interpretive battle in the […]
Month: December 2025
Local Performative Male Discovers Chinese Culture
CENTURY CITY CHAGEE — After months of feeling a “spiritual connection” to Japan, a local performative male has just discovered a groundbreaking revelation: the wonders […]
Infamous Dykstra Urinal Shitter Moves To Hedrick Hall Showers
WESTWOOD — Dykstra Hall residents braced themselves this morning, expecting the usual mound of high grade, Epicuria-produced shit sitting on top of their communal urinals, […]