Trend Watch: Going Commando At Undie Run
Enough is enough. Every time the UV level is a 7, everybody and their mother is out getting sunburnt on Janss in a bikini top. […]
Month: June 2025
National Guard Officer Also Bummed Westwood Village Doesn’t Have Shit To Do
WESTWOOD — After the National Guard entered Westwood Village yesterday afternoon, many soldiers were disappointed to find out that there was nothing to do in […]
Good Morning UCLA! Julio Frenk Arrests Four Students Before Epic At Ackerman Even Opens
WESTWOOD — In a productive morning, Chancellor Julio Frenk arrested four student protestors at his inauguration with time left to think about his lunch order […]
UCLA Student Stares Longingly At Instagram Summer Dumps Like Prisoner Gazing At Free World
WESTWOOD — Early Monday morning, first-year Philosophy student Alca Pone was seen spending a little too long wistfully staring at a photo dump of a […]
Ask The Enabler: Does “Bisexual” Mean You Fuck Twice A Week, Or Once Every Two Weeks?
Here at the Westwood Enabler, the closest thing UCLA has to a bisexual awareness club, we’ve been plagued by the following question: does “bisexual” mean […]