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Month: November 2024

Project 2025 Announces “Pussylight Savings Time” Forcing Women To Set Back Their Menstrual Cycle Each Fall

November 9, 2024 Azalea Morris 0

Washington, D.C. —  Project 2025 has added an innovative new pillar of conservatism to reclaim our nation: “Pussylight Savings Time,” which will forcibly set every […]

Democrat Who Confused Tuesday And Thursday Cost Kamala Harris The Election

November 7, 2024 Paige Reed 0

Opinion: Election Day Is Less Exciting Now That I’m Not In Eighth-Grade History Class

November 5, 2024 Sophie Criver 0

Picture this: It’s 2016, Harambe just died, an app called Musical.ly was taking the world by storm, and there’s one thing that everyone is asking: […]

Swing Voter Reports: Wheeee!

November 5, 2024 Shayne Sweet 0

The Westwood Enabler Endorses Joe Biden For President

November 4, 2024 Paige Reed 0

Most presidential elections are, at their core, about two different visions of America. This one is different. This election calls into question the very existence […]

Opinion: Athletes Should Only Ride Scooters If Their Team Has Won A Championship In The Past 10 Years

November 3, 2024 Fiona Ruane 0

You blink and they appear: a 250 pound, 6 foot 5 monster hurtling toward you with an empty, dog tagged backpack at 45 miles an […]

5 Halloween Looks That Scream “This Was Meant To Be A Couple’s Costume”

November 2, 2024 Shayne Sweet 0

When people ask, “Where’s pepper?” you can laugh and say, “She got tired of me being salty all the time!” Then start crying and kill […]

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  • UCPD Enlists California Highway Patrol to Boost Middling Police Violence Rates

    WESTWOOD — Following weeks of peace and safety on campus, UCPD has announced a partnership with the California Highway Patrol in an attempt to restore […]

  • Opinion: To Solve UCLA’s Financial Challenges, We Must Invest More Money Into Israel

    Hey guys. Westwood Enabler opinion writer Oiluj Knerf here. I’m a UCLA student just like you! I love my friends, I love my classes, and […]

  • UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME

    WESTWOOD — This past week, UCLA administration has bravely taken to the streets to protest the injustices committed by the “pesky” AFSCME labor union. “It’s […]

  • Winter Quarter Offers Every Goddamn Class But The Ones You Need For Your Degree

    WESTWOOD — UCLA recently announced a bold new plan to offer every single class for Winter 2026– except for the ones you need to graduate […]

  • Japanese Newborn Named Hernández Kiké

    KOBE, JAPAN — In response to the wave of Latino infants being named after Japan’s cultural exports such as Goku and Roki Sasaki, Japanese sports […]

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