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Month: April 2024

USC Alum Dead At 76

April 12, 2024 Georgia McNeill 0

Angry Men’s Rights Activist Creates Boy Scout Cookies

April 5, 2024 Tyler Neufeld 0

WESTWOOD — Men’s rights activist Brett Chadley has created “Boy Scout Cookies” after noticing that male children are marginalized in the cookie sales industry. “These […]

Biz Econ Major Excited To Commit White-Collar Crimes

April 4, 2024 Alyssa Wong 0

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year business economics major Bordan Jelfort announced today that after years of experience in petty crime, he now intends to pursue a fruitful […]

Carrot Man Eaten By Easter Bunny, Rises Again Three Days Later

April 3, 2024 Josh Dittrich 0

WESTWOOD — After being eaten by the Easter Bunny on Sunday, Westwood icon Carrot Man rose again three days later with an even larger carrot […]

Inspiring! Octopus Finally Isn’t The Drummer In This Undersea Band

April 2, 2024 Dana Badii 0

UNDER THE SEA — Breaking 500 million years of evolution and tradition, Squillie Cephalopod will be making history by taking the stage at Conchshella Weekend […]

Opinion: Being A DJ Was Too Hard, See You In Class

April 1, 2024 DJ Wisecrack 0

When I first got in the studio, I thought I was set for life. No more MyUCLA, no more Death Stairs to climb, no more […]

Opinion: Today, Of All Days, We Should Be Serious.

April 1, 2024 Ammi Lane-Volz 0

I get it. We all love April Fool’s day; we all like to have a little chuckle. We’ve got some reeeaal jokesters among us. But […]

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  • Sad: UCLA 2025 Alum Still Roaming Campus

  • Top Five Father’s Day Gifts For A Dad Who Doesn’t Golf Or Grill Or Fish Or Camp Or Mow The Lawn

    Happy Father’s Day! Fortunately for you, your dad isn’t one of those basic losers who actually gets out of the house and does something on […]

  • Pros And Cons Of Texting Your Hometown Situationship Right Before Summer Vacation

    Summer is nigh. The end of finals is in sight, and unless you were lucky enough to get accepted into some fancy internship in Palo […]

  • Blue and yellow UCLA-themed vibrators at the Hilltop shop

    Anxious For Finals? Hilltop Shop Releases UCLA Vibrators

    WESTWOOD — In light of test-taking jitters, the Hilltop Shop has released UCLA-themed vibrators ahead of finals. “I really wanted to buy the Blue Bullet […]

  • Naked guy at the UCLA undie run

    Trend Watch: Going Commando At Undie Run

    Enough is enough. Every time the UV level is a 7, everybody and their mother is out getting sunburnt on Janss in a bikini top. […]

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