Bruin Democrats Announce “Republicans Bad”
WESTWOOD—Bruin Democrats at UCLA released a public statement this week calling Republicans “bad”, emphasizing the club’s core mission to remind everyone that their rival political […]
Month: February 2018
Women’s March Attendee Too Busy To Vote in Ten Months
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources report that area woman Rebecca Hanson, who proudly attended the Jan. 20 D.C. Women’s March to protest President Donald Trump’s administration, […]
Point: Mental Health Is So Important, Guys! / Counterpoint: I Wish That Depressed Loser With No Friends Would Fuck Off
Point: Mental Health Is So Important, Guys! By: Your RA Guys! Don’t you know mental health is so important? This campus is a safe space […]
Seasoned Hydroflask Awarded Purple Heart Sticker
ANNAPOLIS, MD — After recovering from a recent drop onto concrete, a local Hyrdoflask was bestowed the prestigious “Purple Heart” sticker for its heroism and […]