LOS ANGELES — Sources confirmed earlier last week that a local white man with brown hair does, in fact, perform improvisational comedy. “Yes and,” said Alex or Brandon or Sam, a twenty-something year old screenwriter currently living in east Los Angeles. “My buddies and I actually have our own team, but I’m trying to save up enough to enroll in my next UCB class,” Alex or Brandon or Sam continued, “Do you know what UCB is? They’re the best because they don’t cut like Groundlings. Do you know what Groundlings is?” At press time, the local white man with brown hair invited reporters to his upcoming sketch comedy show.
