WESTWOOD — Hundreds of boxes of COVID vending machine spit tests — some opened — have been discovered in Chancellor Gene Block’s office. “As Chancellor, sometimes you need to roll up your sleeves and get your hands dirty — really, really dirty,” said Block, whose mouth and body glistened in the LED beams. “I’m not going to apologize for being passionate.” At press time, Chancellor Block had installed a new test vending machine outside of his Murphy Hall office in an attempt to “cut out the middleman.”
