WESTWOOD — Westley Frump, the senior who gave you your first line of cocaine in the bathroom of a house party, has reportedly been admitted to Harvard Law School. “I’m honored to be attending an institution that has made such a significant impact on our country,” wrote Frump on Facebook, where his wounds from falling down the stairs blackout drunk are no longer visible in his profile picture. “My years at UCLA undoubtedly prepared me for the next chapter of my professional journey.” At press time, Frump was seen deleting the majority of his posts on Instagram.
