Report: Mom Got The Good Cookies This Time

NEW ROCHELLE, NY—Multiple sources have confirmed that Mom just got back from the grocery store and got the good cookies this time. “What? Yeah I got the ones you asked for; could you grab a bag?” said Mom immediately after returning from the store. The recent news comes as somewhat of a surprise after Mom got the ones with raisins the last two times she went grocery shopping. “I think you should wait till after dinner to open them,” Mom stated after three cookies had already been eaten. At dinner time, Mom was seen shaking her head and throwing the empty box of cookies into the trash.