Lewis And Clark Vibes? Your Comedy Club Completed A Half-Mile Hike

FRAZIER PARK, CA — Despite the rough terrain and inappropriate footwear, your comedy club completed a half-mile hike Saturday afternoon. “Like Lewis and Clark, we are following in the age-old tradition of exploring the grand nature of the American West, but unlike Lewis and Clark, we have more than one woman hiking along with us,” said editor Dylan Wood after scaling a small rock formation like his forefathers before him. “These guys still aren’t listening to any women’s advice at this time,” said staff writer Tatiana Davidson, “ but since their pea brains know how to walk for half a mile I guess it’s not detrimental for once.” At press time editor Arman Abrishamchian was seen collecting pine cones to use as ammunition against other rival comedy expeditions.