WESTWOOD — After careful study, researchers at the University of California, Los Angeles have determined that expressing your dumb opinion is definitely not worth the discussion points. “We get it, after your performance on that last midterm you’ll take every point you can get, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us should bear witness to whatever random bullshit pops into your head,” the head researcher, that girl you sit with in section when Brad doesn’t show up, said in an official statement. “Forcing us to listen while you tenuously connect an article you skimmed on Twitter to the readings you definitely didn’t do is a unique brand of torture no one should have to experience.” At press time, your TA could be seen slowly shaking his head while you tried to reorganize your comments into a question.
