Dog In Hiding After Owner Plays “Dog Days Are Over”

WESTWOOD Late Monday morning, 10-year-old French bulldog Missy was found by park-goers hiding in a makeshift bunker after her owner played Florence and the Machine’s “Dog Days are Over.” “I won’t deny she has a real nice voice, that Florence,” whimpered Missy, playing dead to avoid notice. “But, I mean, I’m already inbred. I don’t need any more shit over my head.” At press time, Missy was seen using her front two paws to load a gun.

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