Conversation Going Well Until Jesus Brought Up

Oh, shit. Not this again.

WESTWOOD–A recent conversation between local man and woman James McCarthy and Abigail Hill was going well until Jesus was brought up. “It started out totally fine,” reported Hill. “I was getting hungry and so I said I was dying for some food. Then he just looks at me and says, ‘You know who died for whole lot more than that? Jesus Christ.’” Witnesses corroborate Hill’s statement that the conversation was going perfectly fine until the forced and unnecessary religious segue. “It got quiet for a minute after that. Then I said, ‘Oh… Uh, yeah, I guess.’” Sources confirm that within twenty seconds of our Lord and Savior’s name being spoken, Hill remembered she had to be somewhere and sprinted away.