WESTWOOD — After yet another day of letting down students and professors alike, CCLE wished upon a shooting star to become a real website just like the other learning management systems. “Not yet, little site. You’ve lied to too many students. Why don’t you try again later?” Gene Block said, descending from the sky in a sparkling blue dress with a magic wand. “You look tired. Just go down again; you deserve it.” CCLE slept soundly through another maintenance, dreaming of a fantastical land with a functional app version.
