Man Six Beers In Just Taking The Edge Off
WESTWOOD — Area man Joseph Park has consumed six beers in an attempt to take the edge off after a long day. “Yeah, like, I […]
WESTWOOD — Area man Joseph Park has consumed six beers in an attempt to take the edge off after a long day. “Yeah, like, I […]
LOS ANGELES — UNICEF announced early Monday morning that it would consider providing meals to starving children on a case-by-case basis due to budget cuts, citing […]
WESTWOOD — Sources report that first-year pre-anthropology major Amelia Collins is relieved she is done with her hardest quarter of her college career. “Everyone told me […]
LOS ANGELES — After waiting for over two hours in the security line, local man Michael Beal reportedly “thoroughly enjoyed” a pat-down from officials at the […]
WESTWOOD — Profusely denying any wrongdoing, Ackerman Union is alleged to have let out a little gas during seventh period PE this afternoon. “It was totally […]
WESTWOOD — Affirming the long-held hopes and dreams of the students in his American Politics lower-division course, UCLA Political Science Professor Chris Worcester remarked in last […]
SPRINGFIELD, IL — After another monotonous week of organizing carpool and running errands around town, area mom Linda Milken earnestly revealed that she was tired. […]
WESTWOOD—Bruin Democrats at UCLA released a public statement this week calling Republicans “bad”, emphasizing the club’s core mission to remind everyone that their rival political […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources report that area woman Rebecca Hanson, who proudly attended the Jan. 20 D.C. Women’s March to protest President Donald Trump’s administration, […]
Point: Mental Health Is So Important, Guys! By: Your RA Guys! Don’t you know mental health is so important? This campus is a safe space […]
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