Single Friend Diagnosed With Chronic Unlikability
LOS ANGELES — After twenty-one years of spending Valentine’s Day alone, your single friend received a medical diagnosis of Chronic Unlikability syndroMe (CUM) during his […]
LOS ANGELES — After twenty-one years of spending Valentine’s Day alone, your single friend received a medical diagnosis of Chronic Unlikability syndroMe (CUM) during his […]
WESTWOOD — In preparation for Valentines’ Day, fourth-year RA and president of UCLA Sexperts Abby Stinence has used thumbtacks to pin condoms to the wall […]
WESTWOOD — Due to a power outage, a Westwood resident was forced to use a candle as a light source rather than for its primary […]
WESTWOOD — Following the historic rains and flood warnings in Los Angeles, it was reported late Sunday night that UCLA chancellor Gene Block has begun […]
WESTWOOD — Local vegan Polly Mitchell shared her advice Tuesday on how to live a more ethical lifestyle through her sustainable snacks produced by children […]
SALT LAKE CITY — On a nature walk this afternoon, local sex-term-not-understander Virgil Cox stated that the bugs were “just eating [them] out.” “Man, these […]
WESTWOOD – With the illusion of a cashier maybe possibly wanting to sleep with you driving many to shop at Trader Joe’s, Southern California chain […]
BURBANK — Following declining viewership, ABC announced early Monday morning that they would be creating a new chancellor-themed spinoff to the hit reality TV show […]
LOS ANGELES – In a move described as “childish” and an “unjustifiable use of public funds,” the LA Metro announced late Friday night it would […]
TRADER JOE’S HEADQUARTERS — Trader Joe’s executives have revealed that most of their sales for the year of our lord 2023 have come from their […]
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