Bruinwalk Review Says Your Mom’s A Hoe

BRUINWALK.COM — Last quarter, a Bruinwalk reviewer explained in detail that your mother was a solicitor of money in exchange for sexual intercourse.”Well, that’s just not nice,” said your mom, who gave birth to you. “Wait a second. It says here that I should email ibangedyourmom@g.ucla.edu to purchase the course reader for ‘Your Mom’s A Hoe M101A’?” At press time, your mom had retained a 5.0 rating for “Easiness.”

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