Biden: Build Back Better Westwood Chipotle

WESTWOOD— With the collapse of Biden’s Build Back Better congressional agenda, the President has sought to deliver on his campaign platform through a proposal sure to pass through both chambers: Building Back Better Westwood’s Chipotle. “Folks, the Barbacoa is lacking,” declared President Biden, subsequently reversing his stance on the filibuster to ease the legislation’s process. “Why are the lines so long? Why is the produce less fresh? We need to fight for the soul of America, folks.” At press time, Senator Manchin, a self-proclaimed “Cava Guy,” had blocked the legislation.

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