
BAKERSFIELD, CA — On Wednesday, serial murderer Anabel Pane, labeled the ‘Banana Peel Killer’ on social media due to her unconventional, cartoonish methods, received an equally unconventional, cartoonish sentence: death by wet floor. “Touché,” said Pane, choosing a banana split as her last meal in a bid to get one final victim. “If I could choose my own execution method, I probably would’ve preferred to be crushed by an anvil or something, but this works too.” Following the trial, Pane reportedly slipped off a cliff near the courtroom and was suspended in mid-air for five seconds before falling to her premature death.